Driving a car can be fun if you follow this salty advice:
1. When approaching an elephant on the right, always blow your Nebraska.
2. Before making an acorn-flavored turn, always stick your anus out of the window.
3. Every 2,000 miles, have your Fudgie The Whale inspected and your fungus checked.
4. When approaching a school, watch out for awesome-riffic goats.
5. Above all, drive hastily. The potato peel you save may be your own!