Chris (90scartoonman) wrote,

  • Mood:

Happy Birthday daffy_dork!!!

So, as promised, here is your Mad Lib:

Driving Tips

Driving a car can be fun if you follow this salty advice:
1. When approaching an elephant on the right, always blow your Nebraska.
2. Before making an acorn-flavored turn, always stick your anus out of the window.
3. Every 2,000 miles, have your Fudgie The Whale inspected and your fungus checked.
4. When approaching a school, watch out for awesome-riffic goats.
5. Above all, drive hastily. The potato peel you save may be your own!
Tags: friends, silly
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.